Review: Sydney Royal Easter Show

We went to the Easter Show on Good Friday.

Don't ever do this.

Especially don't ever do this when Easter does not align with school holidays, as the crowds are concentrated on the long weekend even more than usual. It was madness.

We lasted about five hours with twin toddlers, and probably did about three things, if you don't count slowly pushing a pram through a crowd for hours as a thing.

Here is a review of the Show:

That Time I Watched All The Police Academy Movies In One Sitting

It was on this day, six years ago!

Here are some film reviews based on that experience. I've assumed you're familiar with the basic premise and characters.

My face after watching the seven
Police Academy films in one sitting

The Simpsons Quotes, Part Two

These are the other quotes I use most often.

Part one here.

Images from frinkiac.com!

The Simpsons Quotes, Part One

I've seen every episode of The Simpsons from when it was still a good show - about the first ten seasons - between three and approximately three-hundred times.

My wife thought I was funny until I gradually revealed all my best lines were recycled jokes from the show. Fortunately by the time she realised I was totally devoid of humour, we were married and she was trapped in our relationship with two children, so it's all good.

These are the quotes I use most often.

Credit to the amazing website frinkiac.com for the images.