Monday 20 August 2018

The Rob's Blog 138th Post Spectacular


Live, from the Internet -- it's the Rob's Blog 138th post spectacular!



Hello, I'm Rob. You may remember me from such blog entries as Stuff My Kids Say, Part Five and Stuff My Kids Say, Part 12.

Tonight we're here to honour the Internet's favourite non-racist blogger.

So join me, won't you, for the Rob's Blog 138th post spectacular.


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Rob's Blog began as the brainchild of opinion-guy Rob Tuck --
-- the creator of such written works as "Honours Thesis: Beauty and Academic Performance" and "drunk Rob Tuck Facebook status update #1137". 

In January 2015, Rob teamed up with Blogger to premiere his creation.

Maybe the writing was a little crude, and the design layout and formatting was horrendous, but all the characters were there: 1st person opinion without citations, and also David Warner.


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ROB'S BLOG TRIVIA


Q: On the opening page, what does the byline say under the title banner?

A: The byline says, "Seize the means of production, comrades", just one of the hundreds of radical left-wing messages inserted into every blog by creator Rob.


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Over the three-and-a-half years Rob's Blog has been on the Internet, we've received a handful of emails from fans wanting to know more about the blog. Tonight, we'll answer one of your questions.

Dr. Irving Linus writes, "How does Rob find the time to write words and illegally post copyrighted pictures for an entire Rob's Blog post every nine or ten days, on average?"

Hard at work.

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Yes, Rob's Blog has come a long way since a rambling loudmouth made sentences out of his words instead of incoherently yelling at his TV. Who know what adventures will be had between now and the time the blog becomes even less interesting?

I'm Rob, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity.

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