The Real Victim in the Ball Tampering Scandal

Firstly, are we still calling this the 'ball tampering scandal'? It should have a name that draws upon Watergate by now, like all notable scandals.

#BallGate
#TamperGate
#TapeGate

Maybe it has happened, and I missed it?

If not, we need a consensus on this.

Aside from that, let's talk about the real victim here...


The real victim here is the LG OLED 4k TV, pictured below is a factory second model.

The product has lost one of the most effective spokespeople in advertising history. Will somebody please think of the cardoons?!

David "Reverend" Warner, OLED Spokesperson

2016-2018

Never forget (that the blacks in the OLED really distinguish and show those colours very, very well)