Official Rankings of the Best NRL Tattoos

The start of the NRL season is rapidly approaching.

Players are training the house down with alarming frequency. The poor house is barely repaired before some other player has trained it right back down to its foundations. It's the same every pre-season.

Also the same every pre-season are the tattoos. Because they're done with permanent ink inserted just beneath the skin. Therefore they can't change.

Here are the OFFICIAL RANKINGS OF THE BEST NRL TATTOOS~!

There are 16. It was going to be one for each club, but some clubs have more tattoos than others, so it's now 16 for no reason.

(All images courtesy of NRL Facebook page)

Giraffe

GIRAFFE

(a.k.a The Art Gallery V)

The other day the twins were refusing to do something they are definitely capable of doing.

This is how children work. They stubbornly want to do things when they can't, when it will cause you more work to fix their mistakes or mess. They then lose interest at the precise moment in time they can do it themselves.

In frustration, I said:

Why are you guys so hopeless? You're six. Do you know a baby giraffe learns to walk within minutes of birth?

J immediately replied: