Tennis Hot Takes~!

I watched parts of the first day of the Australian Open, so I'm now a certified tennis expert, just like everyone else in this country during January.

Such an expert that I now call it a
 "racquet" instead of a netty-stick.

And I have ideas and opinions about tennis that must be heard!

Hot NRL Newz~! May 2017

All of the hottest takes on State of Origin selections!

Pictured: Classic Origin moment of Sam Thaiday running faster
than for any of his hit-ups to make the fight numbers uneven. Could be
from literally any Origin he's played in.

Hot NRL Newz~! 05/04/2017

I'm now a freelance blogger, as I wrote this as a fill-in for my work tipping competition email.


The only amendment to the original copy here is the removal of one inside joke at the tipping competition administrator's expense.

So here's an NRL Round 5 recap, plus a bonus hot tip for Round 6.

Hot Cricket Newz~! November 2016

In these extraordinary cricket times, I've brought back the highly reputable HOT NEWZ~! masthead.

In this edition:

• There Are No Selection Failures
• Lollygeddon! 

Hot Sport Newz~! 24/08/15

In this edition:

• Five things about Jarryd Hayne in the NFL

Hot Sport Newz~! 10/08/15

In this edition:

• The NRL free-to-air broadcast deal - what does it mean?

Hot Sport Newz~! 26/07/15

In this edition:

• Blame It On The Nicky
• FIFA PUNK'D
• Sport for Nerds
• The Intolerant Hulk

Cold Sport Newz~!

Cold rather than hot because some of this is old newz~!

This edition features a selection of stuff I wanted to rant about over the last few months but it was too hard due to experiencing "technical difficulties" still not fully resolved.

(There will be a story about that debacle when it is fully resolved. Unless something radically changes, it's not going to be very favourable to companies represented in advertising by smug Irish backpackers wearing bad sweaters.)

Let's get to the newz~!

Hot Cricket Newz~! 11/02/15

In this edition:

• Fearless World Cup Prediction
• Around the Grounds
• The Bad Luck of the Irish
• Bats and Balls and Ropes

Hot Sport Newz~! 31/01/15

In this edition:

• Socceroos and the Asian Cup
• A Political Diversion
• Superb Owl Hot Tip!

Hot Sport Newz~! 22/01/15

In this edition:

• Anyone for Tennis?
• Words from Warner
• Deflategate