Stuff My Kids Say, Part Nine

This edition includes takes on comedy, fish, home design and footy teams, amongst other hot topics.

Older stuff my kids say is here.

My kids, from left to right: J, O, and R.

New stuff below!

Melbourne Cup Bets 2017: A Post-Mortem

This is the short version of my Melbourne Cup betting:

And here is the slightly longer take:

Melbourne Cup: Understanding the Odds

If your betting experience for The Race That Stops A Nation involves picking jockey colours, lucky numbers, or funny horse names, you don't need to read this.

Actually, read it anyway. I need the hits.

For everyone else, this is basically how it all works.

Also how it works.