Report Cards

In the last week of the school term, we received report cards for R and J.

This surprised us.

It seemed strange not to provide input into the written assessment of their academic performance. We were their main teachers for about 40% of the year to date.

I know at work, if I have to do a performance review for a new team member, I will seek feedback from their previous supervisor.

So here are my comments nobody asked for...

A full list of stuff I got published for The Roar

They publish almost anything about sport; just not THIS.

Official NRL Grub Rankings - 2020 Season

I submitted the following article to The Roar a few weeks ago. Despite my best efforts to tone it down, it was rejected for being a bit too spicy, which is fair enough.

But nothing is too spicy for my personal blog.

Here's my previous stuff that they have accepted:

The Canberra Raiders are the real NRL champions. Here's why

Hot takes from the tennis

And here's the rejected...

OFFICIAL NRL GRUB RANKINGS - 2020 SEASON

The footy is back. Which means it’s time to unveil the most hotly contested player ratings going
around: the NRL Grub List.

In rugby league circles, ‘grub’ is traditionally the preferred insult to throw at an NRL player you don't
like for a myriad of reasons, from legitimate grub behaviour like excessively dirty play, to just being
from the wrong state or playing for the wrong club.

It is like ‘flog’ in AFL, although ‘grub’ is not also used to cover-up thinly veiled racism towards a
former Australian of the Year.

If you disagree that someone is a grub, or whether they have committed a grub act, the strongest
possible defence is to exclaim "it's not his go!". This leads to a stalemate, with no clear determination
of the players grubbiness.

It’s a highly contentious issue. Which is why I have developed the official countdown of the top 20
grubs.

The only strict rule is that I’m only ranking based on footy-related grub behavior, not off-field
indiscretions. So smashing someone on the field is in, but smashing someone on a Bali trip is out.

Also, this is not a reflection of a players actual character, just an acknowledgment of their white-line
fever.

Previous lists: 2019 NRL Grub Rankings, 2015 NRL Grub Rankings

Let’s commence the 2020 countdown…

The Simpsons: 30 for 30 - Part Three

Like almost everyone else I stopped watching The Simpsons at least 15 years ago, but the show has still had a great influence on me and the stuff I say.

Nearly three years ago I drafted a list of my 30 favourite episodes.

About two and a half years later I finally finished PART ONE.

After a further six months, I've realised I'm never going to properly complete parts two and three. I blame COVID-19. Even for the four months of procrastination from November to March.

So instead I'm providing a very brief synopsis of each episode. Images are generated from the outstanding website frinkiac.com.

Here is PART TWO.

And once in a great while, we are privileged to experience an event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage. 1969: Man walks on the moon. 1971: Man walks on the moon... again. Then, for a long time, nothing happened. Until now.

Presenting Part Three....

The Simpsons: 30 for 30 - Part Two

Like almost everyone else I stopped watching The Simpsons at least 15 years ago, but the show has still had a great influence on me and the stuff I say.

Nearly three years ago I drafted a list of my 30 favourite episodes.

About two and a half years later I finally finished PART ONE.

After a further six months, I've realised I'm never going to properly complete parts two and three. I blame COVID-19. Even for the four months of procrastination from November to March.

So instead I'm providing a very brief synopsis of each episode. Images are generated for the outstanding website frinkiac.com.

And now, without further Apu, here is Part Two... 

Review: Messenger Kids

Messenger Kids is a new app that is like Facebook messenger, but for kids. Duh.

Now let's forget about our troubles with a big cone of soft serve ice cream

I was working from home this afternoon, appropriately social distanced.

I hear the familiar tune of Greensleeves, which can only mean one thing:

MR. WHIPPY VAN~!