Kids Dictionary

I've written a lot of stuff on funny things my kids say (and do); it's up to 19 entries.

What I haven't done previously is compile a list of unique words they use. So here is the Kids Dictionary.

Note that these are not things they can't say correctly - like when kids say "sketti" or "hoptible" - because that would be mean. These are errors in pronouncing words, or creative inventions when they didn't know the actual word, that they've kept saying because it got a laugh.

The kid who says it is in brackets, next to the word - it'll be R, J, or O. Usually it is J. That kid does not give a f--- about the conventions of the English language.

Pictured (left to right): R, O, J

Review: Seven Station Swing Set

You know what's fun for kids? A seven station swing set!

Seven Station Swing Set: It's fun AND alliterative!
Photo: KMart website

You know what's not fun for adults?

Stuff My Kids Say, Part 14

Welcome to the 14th update of Stuff My Kids Say. But first a pic of my three boys:

And they do have an Uncle Dave...

1.
R was upset at me because I wouldn't let him do something. He yelled, "if you were an adult, you'd let me do what I want!"

I laughed, because I'm thinking, it's because I'm an adult I won't let you do whatever you want.

Then before I could say anything further, he added, "you're not an adult, you're just a man who doesn't know anything!"

And now I'm thinking, shit, he's onto me!